What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Hey Chris, You want a Popsicle?
*wakes up*
what the fuck? Youre not Chris---Tina. Get the fuck off my bed!

 

Nice save.
*Flees the scene*

 

ummmmmmmmmmmm popsicle

 

a plate of pancake with honey please...*goes back to sleep

 

hello there. how are you?

 

I would say the same thing

 

do you want some warm milk and waffles?

 

I was just about to make some coffee. Shall I warm you some milk?

 

No, my milk is already warm. :

 

That's what she said. XD

 

Hi... didn't knew you were here.
Did you get a good rest?

 

Teach me how to teleport!

 

I would...but then I'll halfta kill youse afterward...and that would be just..

...what, what.

...awkward.

 

*WINK WINK
NUDGE NUDGE
BOING BOING*

 

Yeah, yeah...I know, you don't halfta tell meh twice.

...Dat shit was "Dy-na-mite"

 

Who the f*ck are you, and how the hell did you get in here?

 

*Creepy stare*
*Creepy laugh*

 

*Creepy stare*
*Creepy laugh*

 

*Feels creeped out*
*Runs away*