What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*Looks at Iska*
*Rolls away*

 

Why hello there, might I say you look mi- *dies of a heart attack*

 

What?! D:
*Does CPR and calls an ambulance*

 

*remains dead* *sticks tongue out to look like a dead person should* *asks you in deadinese to make my eyes look like X's*

 

*Closes Iska's eyes and draws Xes on his eyelids*

 

*says thank you in deadinese* *remains dead*

 

*Stares at Iska's corpse*
*Munches toast*

 

*remains dead Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy the game style"

 

*Revives Iska with a random potion*
*Stares intently*

 

THAT WAS THE POTION OF ETERNAL LIFE THAT DAMNS A SOUL TO WALK THE EARTH FOR ALL ETERNITY THAT IS MADE OF LAZARDS FEET AND PURE CRYSTAL METH! Where did you get it? *pulls eye out due to the effects of crystal meth potion*

 

It was in your sock drawer...o-o
Weird place to keep a potion.

 

Oh hehe... Yes, it was a potion for the drinking... Hehehe... Wait, what were you doing in my sock drawer?

 

Uhm...Not dying them pink!
And totally not stealing that platypus you keep in there either.

 

Oh ok, everything is fine then. You see I keep becteria that causes herpes and parasites that are fond of the crotch area in that drawer, I was worried is all.

 

Ew, and I touched that bottle you just drank from...

 

It's cool, I already have them. How else would I have put them in there?

 

True, true.
*Explodes*

 

Woop, internal organs! *takes a bath in muddymasters blood*

 

....What?...

Yay compani

 

*Throws a cucumber at Tarik*
...Err bye.
*Runs away*