What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Awesome

 

*kicks nuts*

 

...
*Rolls away*

 

I see them bedroom eyes.

My body's ready.

 

*Wipes eyes*
WHAT THE FUCK! YOU TOOK ALL THE COVERS.
*Looks around and notices clothing on the ground*
Ooooh, okay I see now.
*Falls back to sleep*

 

Ho..ho hoe.

 

Don't tell me I did some meth last night...

 

Hey guess what? It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it get the hose again!

...Damn, ghost.

 

W-Why are you licking me? What are you? What did we... Oh god we didn't do that last night did we? Time to take a long... Long... LONG shower.

 

I felt nothing.



Nice~

 

Seriously? You mean...You don't know?!?! I thought you off all people would know that the "lick" is Super Effective against those of the ghostly persuasion.

You felt nothing? When then...Obviously, you didn't feel...THIS.

 

o:
I think I felt it...
*Slaps Stand*

 

ow

*holds face*

Hehehe...Well, at least I know you still feeling in your body. Sooo...Score one for meh!

 

D:
*Runs off*

 

*Sighs, while shrugging*

And here I took the trouble in making you breakfast. Guess I'll be enjoying these Eggos by my lonesome.

 

o:
*Stops and runs back*
Breakfast!
*Sits and noms the waffles*

 

Wait! Wait Wait! Hold UP! What the hell?

These here are my waffles...if you want your own you better carry yer ass to the Waffle House or IHOP and get you some.

 

...
*Walks away, quietly*

 

...Hey, hey, hey...wait...I'm just playing.

*mumbles under breath*

You can have some Eggos.

But the chocolate chip ones are MINES, dammit!

 

Okay, don't worry, I prefer the blueberry ones.
*Noms waffle*