What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

eeeeewwww.... nothing happened right?

 

w00t the heck is dat and who the hell are j00z?!
(what the heck is that, and who the hell are you!)

 

Who is that?! who are you?!

 

oi hello mate.
you seem to h-h-have an evil smile... s-s-s-so bye!
*speeds off

 

Where to you think ur going? *chains u up in an interrogation room*

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG

...my god that hurt, can we do it again?

 

turns into human and helps hYpNoS.
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT BE SAVED BUT YOU CAN SAVE URSELF RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[me=hYpNoS]shoots self in head[/me]

...oh shit i survived...seriously though streetracer, wrong thread, and gtfo out of ma bed.

 

bah.........
Wakeup and smell da coffee!
ghost trick phantm dectective is out!

 

...worst wake up line ever.

[me=hYpNoS]bitch slaps street racer[/me]

GTFO

 

kent make me and beides im a car so all yooud do is create a few scrapes....

 

*keys my name into you*

 

nope.
my car is scrapeproof

 

...no cars in the bedroom

 

oh yum. wanna play again ;3

 

mmm?
do i see a relationship bubbling up?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

nope just ur imminent pain *gets a pistol*

 

[me=hYpNoS]is knawing at nightmares arms[/me]

flesh is besst~

 

*bites* get off my arm its my flesh!