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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

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  1. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    Oi! You don't control the tv I DO! *pushes him out of bed and settles on Top of the pops*

    Hm, haven't seen this show in a while....
     
    doggy-dj, Dec 26, 2010
    #38721
  2. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    can i come down your chimney and stuff ur stockings?
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 26, 2010
    #38722
  3. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...did I stuff my candy cane in your stocking?
     
    mds64, Dec 26, 2010
    #38723
  4. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    I don't believe you did...
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Dec 26, 2010
    #38724
  5. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...can I then?
     
    mds64, Dec 26, 2010
    #38725
  6. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    If you're talking about sweets, yes.
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Dec 26, 2010
    #38726
  7. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Hrm...what about something a man has?

    But a woman doesnt?
     
    mds64, Dec 26, 2010
    #38727
  8. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    An Adams apple?

    I dun want it.
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Dec 26, 2010
    #38728
  9. deltakilla

    deltakilla Member

    a normal apple?
     
    deltakilla, Dec 26, 2010
    #38729
  10. im so fly

    im so fly New Member

    Hey..
     
    im so fly, Dec 26, 2010
    #38730
  11. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    well well well... look who came back for more hellos
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 26, 2010
    #38731
  12. im so fly

    im so fly New Member

    I got the clap..
     
    im so fly, Dec 26, 2010
    #38732
  13. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    ew! get out of my bed!
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 26, 2010
    #38733
  14. im so fly

    im so fly New Member

    You're mean..
     
    im so fly, Dec 26, 2010
    #38734
  15. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    ah oh my god burn the sheets!...then we'll take you to the doctor
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 26, 2010
    #38735
  16. im so fly

    im so fly New Member

    Okay...XD
     
    im so fly, Dec 26, 2010
    #38736
  17. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    go stay with conran first though
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 26, 2010
    #38737
  18. redoperator

    redoperator Well-Known Member

    how about we spruce things up?
     
    redoperator, Dec 26, 2010
    #38738
  19. im so fly

    im so fly New Member

    You're infected..gratz.
     
    im so fly, Dec 26, 2010
    #38739
  20. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    I'm still waiting for that doctor.
     
    darkrequiem, Dec 26, 2010
    #38740
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