What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

"I don't know if I should cuddle you and fall back to sleep or if I should wonder what has happened and run for my dear life."

 

Probably the latter, but I'm goin' back to sleep.

 

I think I prefer the former as long as I don't get bitten.

 

I'm not promising anything. -o-

 

If you bite me I'll make silly noises.

 

If you make silly noises I'll smother you while you sleep.

 

I've always wondered how you can be smothered, wouldn't it be simple to push them away with your arms and turn your head to the side? *shrugs* I could always try to tickle you if you tried anything.

 

I'd only assume you wouldn't be able to push your assailant away as you would be asleep.
Although this situation could be avoided by not making silly noises.

 

Huh.. Maybe you're right.. Or maybe the noises could be prevented by not biting.

 

I don't mean to interrupt you two, but I can feel a warm spot.

Just sayin'.

 

Uh, not me...>.>

 

I'll warm you up, Mudders!

 

Thanks but no thanks...>.>
*Rolls away*

 

*frowns* Aw c'mon.

 

Here's teddy bear.
Go warm that up.

 

You'll be my teddy-bear, Muddy. :3

 

Methinks I'm asleep.

 

...aww, what a pleasant surprise!

oh, I was only talking how sunny it is outside.

 

Sunny? Wut?

Is this a dream or something?

 

...only if you want it to be, babe! only if you want it to be.