What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Ohai.

... A-hem... Isn't this illegal...?

 

...Well...you hit on me..remember..?
....
...
*Covers bruises*

 

Oh yeah.

Sorry about that.

 

I'm going to leave you two.....
........
o.o

 

Don't leave me alone with her T_T

 

...son of whatnow whothen?

 

I CALL RAPE

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.......................... okay, GO AWAY

 

Shut up, please?

 

O.O Out!!!!!! *Throws a pillow at him*

 

Gah! Pillow to the face is not a nice thing to wake up to.

 

I'm sorry.

*Removes pillow*

You were snoring and were very warm, so I thought that if you stopped breathing, you wouldn't be able to snore and your blood would become cold so I could hug you without getting too warm.

*Insane smile*

 

...please tell me you can raise kids?

 

... I thought you were in jail?

 

Could you take your foot out of my face please?

 

OMFG D=!!!!! *Beats him up with a tennis racket* Your Just Like the aliens X___X!!!!!!

 

hola

 

Get outta mah bed, nao.

 

*bites* no! bad muddy. get outta mah bed

 

shiiiiiit, how loud did I snore?