What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

most boring night ever

 

Agreed, you didn't agree to anything I said, you didn't want to dress up, foreplay, dom, sub, spank, light hitting/cut, bite, whip, restrain, use a toy, pull hair or ANYTHING. LAME.

 

I can do all those things and more

 

enjoy it. i dont wanna do those things with a chick

 

Are you a twink?

 

i'm not a guy -_-"

 

Oh really.

 

dont believe me?

 

O.O
*Shuffles out of the bed and locks herself in a closet while calling the police*

 

[me=hYpNoS]rubs eyes[/me]

I thought I was seeing red but this is a bit much!

 

wtf is this monster next to mii?

 

o.o
Uh, good morning Fuyu.
How'd you get here?

 

omg kill it! *calls cops*

 

WAAAAH GET OUT OF MY BED AAAAAAH

 

holy crap its an elephant

 

hello there want some? ~a revolver fully loaded pointed at the head at point blank

 

maybe i do may i dont, whats it to ya? want some of this? *aims shotgun at ur head under ur chin point blank*

 

Um... Did the cops see you come in?

Ok, no? Good.. If they ask, you're my sister from Germany.
Better learn some German pretty fast, or I have 10-15 on the line.
*Sweating bullets*

 

i cant pass for a german or they'll raise more questions...like "wtf happened to you"

 

Hey..