What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

If possible, butter. To go with my toast.

[me=will1008]tries to stop corprlfish's hand, then realizes that his own hands are gone[/me]
WHAT THE HELL? WHO TOOK MY HANDS?

 

*pokes mel in the eye*
"TOO BAD XD"

 

Please everybody stop this fighting! *Hands will butter from the gods* Mr Fish I am an employee here this is my job.

 

YOU GOT PAWN NOT HANDS YOU ARE A BEAST-MAN NOT HUMAN

 

Master will allow me to fix that. *Snaps fingers and Will's hands are back*

 

DAiiiiimn, why am i getting beaten to death now eh? LOL

*curls back into a ball*

 

Whoa! How didya do that? Thanks! Now I can eat more toast!

Hey! Butter from the Gods! Thanks!
[me=will1008]slathers butter all over his toast.[/me]
The amalgam of godly butter and toast will shake the corners of the earth! Mwahahahahaha...erm....I mean..."Yum"

 

HAHAHA, NO stoping eating all that Toast!!!!

 

Om Nom Nom Nom
Number of toasts eaten : 1008

 

Master Sushi there is plenty of toast and godly butter to go around *Points to neverlasting stock of fresh toast and godly butter*

 

The godly butter is HEAVENLY! It tastes like milk from the cows straight from the hands of the Creator...
And the toast... the toaster apparently was made from adamant...
[me=will1008]is still eating toast...[/me]

 

*Takes a piece of toast with godly butter*
It doesn't look any different to normal toast...
*Takes a bite out of the toast and has an instant orgasm*

 

LOL. Told ya. Maybe it does random beneficial effects?
[me=will1008]eats one toast.[/me]
I'm waiting...no orgasm...good...
[me=will1008]checks body parts[/me]
No...nothing..
...
...
Holy Crap!
I grew an extra belly button! Epic!
[me=will1008]plays with his new belly button, then it suddenly dissapears.[/me]
Darn...

 

*Checks self for belly buttons*
Nope, no extra belly button. Maybe the effects are different on Males and Females?

 

[me=will1008]is thinking something funny.[/me]

"LOL, what if a male ate one and grew boobs? That would be epic and weird."

[me=will1008]chuckles to himself.[/me]

 

*Sayuri is thinking a scary thought*

What if a woman ate that and she grew... a....

*Sayuri shudders*

 

Disturbing topic,lol.xD

HAI PEEPS!

 

Haiya!!!!

 

Okay, stop the disturbing thoughts.
[me=will1008]picks up his DS and plays Avalon Code.[/me]

 

*Watches will play avalon for a bit*
>.>
<.<
*Gets another piece of orgasm toast*