What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Woah...Nice boat...
*Runs for the hills*

 

....
Die >=O
*Grabs baseball bat*

 

You're a boy???
S**t.

 

MWAHAHA *Doggy ties everyone to chairs and holds them hostage while she robs a bank*

 

*Runs in with MonsterBoatTruck and KILLS DOGGY WITH LAZOR DOUBLE BARRELED SATELLITE SHOTGUN*

 

NOOOOO, DOGGY!
*Revives Doggy*
AND GET OUTTA MY BED.
*Bahses Shin with a snowglobe*

 

Tee..hee..?

 

Oh, i died again......O.O I think thats over the tenth time ive died you know....*Locks herself in a closet*

 

*shoots at Muddy and shoots open the closet*

NOW I MAD! *begins to grow another red glare*

 

DAMN F***ING SANTA!!! GTFO!!!!

 

OI, OUT *Doggy digs a burrow*

 

OUT.

 

Oooh, I'm lucky today~
Very lucky~

 

NO

*Combines all the planets in the galaxy to make a super laz0r killing everyone =3*

 

...Curses =(

 

...
*Doggy fires her own lazor*...hah!
My Hi------....wrong thread....

 

*aims gun* how do you all keep getting in here?! *bolts windows*

 

*Pushes covers back*

SURPRISE! So, what did I miss?!

*You fire gun at me, but I duck; cat like reflexes*

...Hey, what was that for?!

 

Tell me I'm dreaming (or on drugs, in heaven, etc.).

 

Oh, hey.

I don't know you.

Get out.