What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

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I can eat your soul after you're done?

 

my soul is already claimed by like 5 people...howe about an I.O.U.?

 

Not good enough! I want your actual soul. D:!

 

can i give you panty's soul and we call it fair?

 

I'm not entirely sure who Panty is.
But yes, thank you, and before you leave, how did you get in here again? o.o

 

Hi.

 

everything was locked how did you get in

 

i used that key i made 4 years ago

 

*Puff puff*
*Passes bong to plague*

 

*puffs and passes it back*

 

Wai hello there. Your ugly go away."Pulls out 2 shotguns" (Hell yeah i'm Chicago Ted.xD)

 

what are you some jedi

 

I'd better keep better tabs on who I let near me.

 

I took the liberty in leaving you a gift. It's a grenade and I left it inside your head...now, any sudden movement could result into an explosive disaster...for you!

I'm gettin' da heck outta here! Later!

 

*eats the grenade*

 

jesus tap dancing christ!!! get out

 

(Jesus tap dancing?I can see it now..)


Holy shit ugly homo in my bed gtfo.

 

...you're lucky I'm still full from last night.

 

did all that cream finally settle?

 

Yes, would you like some?