What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

...*Magically heals 'im*...O.O

 

HP 16/20..
..thanks?

 

mkay. *killz zombiez* well, no penguins XD

 

want some ~a bottle full of blood

 

*feels* aw i cant tell what u are. get out

 

i wonder how this happened

 

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF FIRE!!!!

 

um...is that beastiality?

 

... So you're a dude that acts like a girl... and I'm a girl that acts like a dude...

Ah, fuck it, this still ain't gonna work. GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!

 

xD ima a chick r u?

 

I'm the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude.

Now If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna cry myself to sleep in the bathroom.

 

wanna go get waffles?

 

...Yes, I should really keep better track of my days.

 

Oh snap... you arent Abby are you

 

was something in my drinks?

 

O.O *backs away*

 

Were you trying to kill me in my sleep again?

 

maybe >.>

 

D=
KHEE!