What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

are you mad, man?

 

:'( oh momma!help a perv just sleep next to me!!

 

wipe those tears...it's gonna be alright.

*rape face*

 

what are you?
where am I?
what the heck am I doing in your bed??!

 

guess I slept in the wrong room.

 

what now after a rapist now a robber?here take it all my car key, all!!!JUST GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!

 

yeah right? and who are you?

 

oh, thats just lovely. so romantic.

 

What?.....
Lovely waking up to you.

 

hello could you roast some egg for me??(Hands covered with blood)

 

roast an egg? but i likes mine scrambled.

 

here take the gun....(got off the bed and lashes out a bazooka)Die you inturder! ~ the house was ripped apart

 

Just like Hethann said, I'd let my .44 do the talking for me. For some reason people listen when is whispers.

 

Pillow~ *Doggy cuddles her pillow*

 

By pillow I hope you mean me

I'd stare into that damn lucky pillow.

 

I would roll off the bed

 

i dont have a bed atm.. :/

 

OMNOMNOMAGON

 

Oh hay doggy.Nite.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZzZzZzzz

 

...Whered mah sock go =T