What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

you know, I think we could do a jewish wedding...

 

Awesome! Plate smashing and latkes! Woo!

-smooches-

 

Oh no not again...

 

WHY T_T

 

Hey, it's not polite to talk with your mouth full

 

-rubs against chest-

 

ACK! whats a gorrilla doing in my bed!!!

 

I prefer the term "faunlette," thank you very much.

 

I want a divorce now...

 

-snuggles- I won't nag you for anything, all right? Just huggle me, that's all.

 

God save me! T_T

 

I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!

 

I don't bite unless you tell me too, silly.

 

I think I'm gunna go...

 

That's not the word you use.

 

Yeah the real word is... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

 

Do I detect sexual innuendo???


did you know you have a birthmark shaped like john wayne on your buttocks

 

im going to lock my self in the bathroom until you leave

 

*Vomits everywere*

 

You know... it's not right to vomit all over someones house, now get out of my bed and clean it up