What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

it's better of you dont know

 

D: Get Out!

 

*Looks back*are you talking to me

 

Eeeeeek!!! What's with the crazy look on your face?!

 

... Why are there feathers in my bed?

More importantly... why are you not in the kitchen?

 

Good Morning Cor- ... Wait, wut? What are you doing here?

 

u dont remember.... :

 

... Out.

 

... Why are you not in the kitchen?

 

That doesn't work on me, 'cuz YOU'RE the maid.

So get back in the kitchen in nothing but an apron.

 

Real man cook.

So get into the kitchen.

... Oh, wait, I know already why you're not in the kitchen :

 

And maids are supposed to do their job.

Now get to it. And remember: nothin' but an apron.

 

... So why am I lying next to you again?

 

Because we all fell asleep after a drunken night of debauchery. LOL

 

D:! GET OUT....IM A DOCTOR...I HAVE KNOCKOUT DRUGS!

 

*is asleep hugging doggy*

pillow..............

 

D'aaawwwwwwwwwww

 

*opens his eyes slightly*

nyaa................pillow................*closes them*

 

:] *hugs him back* night night *falls asleep*