What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

-Turns the Slap-Bot into a human-

NAO WUT?

 

Aw... *Offers a cookie*


But why are we talking about when our parents died...?

What's that meant to mean?

 

Hurry up and change genders, Slappy! I still need to smack a bitch!

 

AUK! Please delete that. (As in, most of the post.)

NO ONE SAW ANYTHING, AIGHT?

 

Oh dear, am I forced to stay like this forever?

...And are my breasts that big??

They hurt so muuuch!!

 

I... Don't... Know...
Mc moves his head a little.

 

... Can I smack a bitch now?

 

My grandpa died a month ago. :/

 

Sure. Slap away.

 

Ah, no!!

**attempts to run away, covering breasts**

 

...
[me=nhi_po]kisses Mc on the lips.[/me]
I'm sorry if.. that was not wanted..

 

Way to move in, hun!

 

I-I'm sorry, but we shouldn't do this...

 

-Shoots slap-bot...human...thing-

Don't. Flatter. Your. Self. BIATCH!

 

Smash: *laptop explodes* AHH!!!!! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!!!! Oh. I can withstand fire...................................*walks away*

 

she wants to do girly things

 

Okay.

[me=Corriger]smacks a bi-[/me]

GOD DAMMIT, YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THIS HARDER ON YOURSELF!!!!

[me=Corriger]gives chase.[/me]

Also, you guys are typing extremely fast. I can barely keep up.

 

Thats what we call random combustion.

 

O..kay...

 

...!

You hit my left boob...!!

DIE!!

..Wait a minute. How am I going to kill him?

Oh yeah.

**Shoves Hobo into her breasts; he dies from the poisonous breastmilk*

First come, first serve, boy