What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*Yawns* Me too...

 

You won't hold back on your emotions. My experience in love and war has taught me that.

**tickles nhi_po

 

*dies*
*revives*
ooo, robot...
*gets near "do not press" button*
*presses button*

 

hehe~
^_^
[me=nhi_po]hugs Mc for no apparent reason.[/me]

[me=nhi_po]shoots slappy down with her rifle again.[/me]

 

..In my experience, I also learned that the truth hurts.

 

Eh?

 

[me=Corriger]sighs and prepares to smack a bitch again.[/me]

Me next.

 

*rofls*

 

true dat

[me=nhi_po]kisses Mc on the cheek[/me]
:]

 

You got hugged-ugged I got shot-ot.

That b-bitch shot dow-own my commu-munication box-ox.

Remember-ember to smack Nhi-i-po

 

* Mc slowly pushes Nhi_Po away from him. Please don't overreact.

 

[me=nhi_po]crushes slappy's comm box and ties his arms behind his back[/me]

;P

 

Does she fl-flirt with everyone-ryone like that-at?

I demand-and you to rele--release me ee

 

*is repeatedly pressing the "do not press"*
nothing's happening!

 

Awkward...

 

... Are you gonna shoot me yet? Or do I have to sit here and watch you violate Slappy?

 

she still hasnt finished flirting with me...

 

**Instantly repaired

**Shoulders smaller**

**Round objects pop out of chest**

**Hips widen**

Like, omg you gaiz, did someone, like, actually press that button??

Cant you gaiz read?

 

[me=Corriger]burns the newspaper in his hands.[/me]

... That's it. I'm gonna kill something now.

[me=Corriger]sprouts wings and flies away.[/me]

 

Like, omg, be a pussy because, like, I, like, turned into a girl.

I'm, like, a bitch you can, like, slap, so like, shouldn't that make things, like, better?