What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Smash: I hope tonight's job is exciting..................

 

Excellent.

Don't you think it's about time for some better advertising?

At the moment you just have those little fliers...

 

*appears back*
here's your jacket smash...
*hands over a dirty jacket*

 

I could help out, if he wants.

 

Iludia:OOOHHH I WANT TO SEEE

 

Smash: I planned for you to say that. And now the commercial comes on in 3....2...1......

[me=TV]comes on.[/me]

Smash: More texture..........Smashy likes.............

 

*continues reading newspaper*

 

Smash: But I don't know yet...................people usually call at night.........

 

Wow...

Even I feel like hiring you now...

[me=Telephone]rings[/me]

Hello?

....

Yes. This is Smash's office...

...

...

Yes, I'll put him on now.

[me=Sayuri]hands the phone to Smash[/me]

(She sounded rich... She was jangling bags of money as we spoke)

 

Iludiah...

 

Smash: Hello? Yes, this is he.

....

Smash: Really? A skydiving marriage with a gorilla?

....

Smash: $500,000? Well, I'll think about it...

....

Smash: Tonight? At the Galapagos' Islands?

....

Smash: Well, you've got yourself a makeshift marriage! *hangs up phone*

 

Always count on a human to flaunt their wealth...

Tch. Haven't heard your voice in a while...

*continues reading newspaper*

Good luck, Smash.

 

Wow!

Can I come?

 

Smash: Well, now I have to wait after my classes to go there......Alan!
Alan: What?
Smash: Do you have a portal to the Galapagos' Islands?
Alan: *pulls the portal out*
Smash: Save that for tonight, okay?

Smash: Sure, sure......you're my accountant, right? And now I must go to my classes........see you all tonight!

 

Yes!

See you later tonight, Smash!

 

Later dude.

And good luck with coping with any potential boredom and/or frustration.

 

Smash: I'm just gonna stay online for the remainder of time......but don't expect me to talk okay?

 

... Who said that?

 

Ok.

 

... Hmm... It got so quiet all of a sudden...

*smiles and continues reading newspaper*