What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Don't murder me! I just couldn't find a toilet!

 

*Cough*

Corriger.

You need to sign this. It's for the delivery of your new fighting gear. o-o

*Raises a hand*

You can spank me if you want.

 

... Five seconds.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

And I still refuse to sign anything.

 

Iludia:there are 4 in the first floor

 

Am I to take that as a "no"?

 

Yes, because you don't fall under the "bitch" category.

 

O.O *Thows smoke bomb* Imma outta hereee!

 

sorry guys, he cant enter the fighting tournament...
*fighting tournament people walk out sadly*

 

... Alright, time to die.

[me=Corriger]transforms and flies after McBoy.[/me]

 

Smash: Damn...........I had to take a shower.........

Me: I'm going to some classes this week, then on Friday, I'm heading back home, so don't expect me to be here much........

 

Don't murder me. Here take mine. :S

 

good luck with that...
*steals jacket*
*runs away*

 

Smash: Fudge!!!!! *chases muddy*

 

Do I have to be a "bitch" for you to bend me over your knee and spank my bare ass?!

>.<

Ahhh...

Too late...

 

[me=Corriger]takes the newspaper.[/me]

Thank you very much.

[me=Corriger]de-Triggers and walks back to house, then sits on sofa and reads the newspaper.[/me]

... I can still do that...

 

Smash: Hey accountant. Big things happened last night. I guest starred on Maury.

 

*trips into a portal*
*is sent into an alien world*

 

Maybe you could.

[me=Sayuri]folds her arms and turns away from Corriger[/me]

Oh wow.

A big job...

How did it go?

 

Smash: I'm not the father.........and I got 1 million dollars for my acting................

 

...

*sighs and continues reading newspaper*

Congrats.