What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

YOUR NOT HER BLOODY BUTLER

Doggy would you like me to take this pest out of your lake?

 

Hehehe... I wish she could do that to me...

 

MY COOKIE*swims back* OMNOMNOM *swims faster away* stop...following me!!!
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its alright bell...let her stay

 

I meant MC

...I'll let you in on a secret... she is actually a he...

 

*whistles*

Doo doo doo, dood.

*phone rings*

Hello, dood~

.....OSHI--

MASTER ETNA, PLEASE FORGIVE M-- NO, I-- NONONO, PLEASE NO, DOOOOD!!

......*hangs up*

..........Damn it, dood.

 

oh right...um aslong as he stops following me he can stay

 

*kicks bell in the face*
You're not a proper butler >.<

*slaps bell*
Don't lie >.<

 

*Takes Fresh Cookies* Aren't you glad i'm here?

I didn't knew that. :

 

I AM A BUTLER!!!

And they'll figure it out sooner or later anyway

MC please stop following my mistress

What happened dood

 

HEY fishy stop hitting bell...hes doing a grand job!!!

COOKIES*swims over to MC* please.... :

 

DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN, DOOD.

MASTER ETNA'S COMING OVER ANY MINUTE, DOOD!!

GOTTATHINKGOTTATHINKGOTTATHINK......

......

I got nothing, dood.

SOMEONE THROW ME NOW.

 

*Laughs nicely* Here ya go!

 

Thank you mistress

 

*nibbles cookie* YUM!!!

 

You do know she's lieing, right?

 

Hellllooooooo >:]

 

I am not *pushes MC* bell your class

 

Melfice:FISHY!

 

FLY!!!

 

...Liar...