What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Well, whatever, dood.

[me=light]turns on the TV.[/me]

 

*swim swim DIVE*why do people always turn on the tv*mumbles* damn penguins they think there so smart injecting me with stuff....well ill tell ya there just coward i swear if i see on again im gunne shoot it....see how they like that HA!!!*DIVE*

 

Dood!

You're on the news, dood!

[me=light]switches to Channel 7.[/me]

 

who
*runs back up to see news*

 

*Iludia lifts light*

 

You, dood.

Apparently, you killed one of the zoo's penguins yesterday, dood.

WHOA DOOD, DONT DO IT, DOOD!!!

 

WHA?! damn stupid penguins now im gunna be on the run from the police....DAMMIT *runs back into the water*

 

*Iludia puts light on a chair*
>

 

Phew.....

NEVER DO THAT AGAIN, DOOD.

 

freaky now them penguins are tryin ta hunt ME down ...well ill show them*swims down to underwater cave* HEY PENGUINS STOP PLAYING GAMES HERE!!!!

 

*Phonecall to police*

Hello police?

Yes I just wanted to let you have this bit of evidence about the murder of the penguin yesterday.

I have sent it in an email, it shows that the penguin put tomato sauce on himself and attempted to frame doggy...

He's going to jail now? Thank you sir.

Goodbye

 

there you are bell *runs back up to the house*
tea and biscuits?

 

*Hands Doggy tea and biscuits*

Here you are mistress.

And I have cleared your name from the penguin murder incident

 

1337 sp34k...

 

1337 5p34k, dood.

 

oh thank you bell*sips tea* you really are a pal

 

Wrawr =3

 

19383948294829384983984938 Sp34K WORD!

 

Madam it is my honour

Hello Corporal, how are you today?

 

must be 34... 534.....
o hey.. look a gaian