What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*Smash hangs up phone in disgust*

*Phone Rings Again*

*Anwering Machine: Hello? Are you there Sir? We need an investigative detective NOW! There has been a murder!

 

... *Hangs up phone*

Dang.

 

Sup,peeps?

So what is the twisted topic for this thread currently now?xD

I read up to the part about a few people talking about foot fetishes,then i got bored.xD

 

Good evening, mister.

I guess we're playing phone-Smash-for-sexual-favors now.

 

Smash: .........................

*phone rings*

Smash: Hello? Yes, this is he.

......

Smash: You're the girl from Twilight aren't you?

.....

Smash: No, I will not strip in front of you!!

.....

Smash: O.O 5,5-5-5-...........5 MILLION DOLLARS??

.....

Smash: And for my friends??

.....

Smash: About a few.....

.....

Smash: Let me just discuss this with my accountant...........

 

her name's bella.

*advances 1 step up the weird level for knowing*

Well, I guess this can't get TOO serious, it is the bed thread after all...

 

Who's your accountant?

 

Smash: Whoever can land a punch on me first. Please hold.

 

>.>

*Punches Smash*

 

Smash: *cough* You're my accountant...................now...should I accept this job, or not?

 

Hm...

You probably should.
It's a lot of cash.

But is it worth the loss of dignity? Stripping for a sparkly vampire-banger?

 

Smash: *sigh*........................

*MUCH MUCH LATER*

Smash: .............*gulp*

Bella: It's okay..........................don't fight it.

Smash: *strips in fear*

Bella: Yes........feed my beastiality needs.........

Smash: ......................................

 

*Watches*

And so the frightened kitten is preyed upon by the sparkly bitch.

*To Bella*
Remember: No touching.

 

Smash: *halfway through* Encourager.

Bella: *laughing softly* Yes.......yes..............

 

I'm encouraging nothing.

Now the sooner you finish, the sooner you get to get dressed.

 

Smash: Fine fine.....................*down to underwear* Now.........

Bella: *observes* Nice...............Bella like..............................Outside, now.

*LATER*

Smash: O.O Look at all the cash trucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well done, Smash.

Shall we get this cash home to get counted?

 

Smash: *summons clones* Yep.........*gets in one truck*

*clones get in ten more*

 

*Climbs into the passenger seat of one of the trucks*

So...
Tell me... Why did you look like you enjoyed that? :

 

*while driving home*
Smash: *blushes* Uh...........well........uh.........Hm.....it's a simple matter......that uh..............well............