What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

And so I'm awake...and who's this?

 

hello sir :]

 

OMFG NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

(Hello little one )

 

Me: He usually gets mad whenever I find out about his........................escapades...........one time he almost broke my arm cause I saw him looking at "Toilet Head Beauties"

Me: Well, it works now, due to the tedious scrubbing.........
Smash: Fail.

 

lolz enjoyed scrubbing?

 

Wow...
Not cool...

**EDIT**

And when I googled "Toilet head beauties" I found:
"I forced this girl's head into a toilet full of toilet bowl"
WTF?!

 

Me: It hurt like fuck..............................

Me: Hell no.
Smash: I want Iludia.........................

 

WHO WANTS INSTANT NOODLES?

 

ME PLEASE

 

i be it hurt but breaking bones doesnt hurt that much

--
fress noodles are better omnomnomnomnom

 

Me: Not what i saw. It was...............................lets just say you went to the bathroom and the women are toilets. Add that up.

 

Dey spicy.

 

how can you fap to that

 

Oh... My.... God...
No offence but your brother's a psycho...

Broken bones don't hurt that much you say?
Have you ever broken a bone before? XD

 

quite alot actually

 

Me: EXACTLY.

Me: He also showed me my first hentai when i was 10. Goku. Licking blood off a *****. Godforsaken.
Smash: Can I take over?

Me: Sure. *leaves*

 

>.o

Well, I don't particularly care.

 

Where's daku~?

 

then why bother asking if you dont care at all

 

Fair point.