What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Think with your penis.

 

coming right up!
*bakes cookies and boils tea, following the memo*

 

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz*turns over again*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*sleeps on*

 

Try not to disgrace her while she sleeps

 

Don't listen to her, LET YOUR PENIS GUIDE YOU!!!

 

errr...*thinks*

 

Iludia slaps Corriger*
HENTAI

 

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*turns facing upward*ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz*shivers*

 

*brings in tea and cookies*

 

*rubs head, and bumps Iludia with a wing*

Why must you always hit me...?

 

Touch her without her permission and I'll tear it off!

Or on second thoughts, it would be funny to see her reaction.

Think with your penis.

 

Iludia:thak you :3
now pour me some tea like proper servant :3

 

Yep. Think with your penis.

 

*sleeps with dignity*ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz *turns over accidentally bumping fly*ZZZZZZZzzzzzz

 

O.O

yes, milady.
*pours tea gently*

 

Iludia thank you :3
now sign your name to this contract please <3

 

But My Penis Only Thinks Of 1 Thing...T_T"

 

Which is exactly why you should think with it, especially given the circumstances.

 

why?
oh, well.
*signs name anyway*

 

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(dreams)*skinnydips into lake...*swim swim swim*