What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

zam: okay wait a second!
alice: mama!
zam: seems she want helping me bake a cake!

what about cake?
after you eating fish!

 

Alan: *gives Alice to Zam*

 

No thanks, dood.

I only eat fish, fish, and more fish. Dood.

[me=light]finishes eating.[/me]

Well, I'd better go, dood.

That baby's waaaay too tempting, dood.

[me=light]walks out of the room.[/me]

 

zam: cake is ready

Spoiler

alice: :3

 

Alan: Ah, yes..........your cakes are sooooooooooooooooo exquisite........*eats*

 

zam: *eats cake*
alice you want some?
alice: mama, milk!

 

Alan: *eating*

 

zam: do you like your brother? *eat cake*
alice: *drinks zam's milk*

 

Alan: Uh, who do you mean?

 

zam: all of them! and your sister too!
alice: :3 *drinks zam's milk more*

 

Alan: Well......yeah, they taught me everything I know....and I plan to pass that down to Alice...........

 

zam: do you want drink milk too?
alice: >.< *drinks zam's milk more and more*

 

[me=light]crashes through the door.[/me]

U MAD, DOOD!?

Do you want Alice to :
-Sleep all the time,
-Randomly molest people,
-Randomly flirt with people,
-Rock out to loud music,
-RANDOMLY MOLEST PEOPLE.

DO YOU, DOOD!?

 

Alan: *sipping tea*

Echo: do you want drink milk too? drink milk too? drink milk...................

Alan: *looks at Zam* Oh.....well............what if I said yes?

 

zam:
alice: ^.^ *drinks zam's milk more and more*

I will make some milk for you!

 

Alan: I wanna teach her my fighting and crafting skills, dood.

Alan: Yes please................

 

For Alice's sake, I reeeaaally hope that's true, dood.

Of course, if she turns out like what I described, I can just eat her, dood.

Free of charge, dood.

 

Alan: Even if I open the portal to Etna?

 

zam: here you go!
alice: *looks satisfied*
zam: you already full *giggles*
alice: :3
zam: I should go bye alan! and you too dood!
alice: dood...?

*hyper kick*

 

Alan: Well, she learned dood.