What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

What's up jonez?

 

I r fine too. Thanks for asking~

 

*Screams*

Theres some sort of ghost in my bed! D:

 

I'm a tombstone!

SPIRITOOOOMB

 

*Pulls out Holy Cross and Holy Water*

Take that!

 

Sayuri! Leave our guest alone!

 

He's an evil demon!

 

Uhm... *looks at Holy stuff*

 

*Summons Jesus*
Go kill him, Jesus!

 

He's not a demon, he's a member of the living dead. A ghost no less, ghosts never hurt anyone.

 

*puts down flamethrower and holds behind back*
Uh, yeah, h-he's right!

 

He's a perverted ghost!
He was in my bed as I slept!
And look at his personal text! "Death to the pink army" I thought you said "Ghosts never hurt anyone"

 

They often wish harm on people because they're jealous of the living, but they're ethereal and so can't interact properly with things on this plane.

 

^that sounds reasonable!
oh......hi!

 

Oh well. It's at least better than a guy

 

Hello and welcome!
*hugs streetracer and lilprincess*

 

Dragonhugz... I'm jealous...

 

Well... this is kinda... gross...

 

*Hugs Sayuri extra long*

 

[me=Blood]glares at above user and eats his arm[/me]