What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Alan: *crouches down* She's beautiful.........*tears up* .................*hugs Zam* She's so beautiful!!!!!

 

zam: *giggles*
baby: papa!

 

Alan: *crouches down* Why hello there..............Zam, what's her name?

 

zam: her name is.... alice!
alice: *kisses alan*

 

Alan: That's such a cute name!!

Smash: *puts on emergency robe* Oh look, it's the baby!!

 

Wait, there's a baby in the room?!

Peach, should we stop?

 

zam: can you look at alice? I want go to market!
*give alice to alan*
bye!
alice:....... :3

yup!

 

...a baby?

...ok who got pregnant?

 

Oh my...

I guess we should, miss.

Good morning, mister Hypnos.

 

yes yes you should

 

alice: ...... :3

alice: milk...?

 

[me=Corriger]returns, cut up, bruise and drenched in blood.[/me]

Heh heh heh heh heh... That was quite the bloodfest...

[me=Corriger]looks at the baby.[/me]

... What's with the infant?

 

Alan: Bye Zammykins.
Smash: I hope this doesn't turn into Adventures in BabySitting....

 

Hi hYpNoS.
*Points at Zam*
Teenage pregnancy is getting worse...

Shame...
*Puts on clothes and kisses Peach*

We'll finish this later

 

alice: papa, milk!

 

....

What do I do? Infants aren't suppose to talk!

...*Pulls collar* Oh my... not in front of the baby, Sayuri~

 

Alan: *fixes milk* Okay, Alice....milk's ready.....*feeds Alice*

 

*drinks milk*
papa, teddy doll!

 

[me=Corriger]absent-mindely licks the blood off his hand.[/me]

Weird... one of us actually went and produced a baby...

...

...

...

... Meh, what do I care?

 

Alan: *looks at the ground* Hmm..............looks like Zam left them here......*gives doll to Alice*