What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*comes back a few minutes later, drenched in blood and carrying tacos*

Here you go.

 

O,o

How did you get covered in blood getting tacos?!

 

A group of people were carrying some tacos, so I decided that rather than going all the way to a restaurant, I'd just kill them and take the tacos from them.

 

*hhmmm a lollipop in the middle of the forest..oh well it hasnt been*rustling* hello.....*sneaks over to bush*hheeellloooooo*HEELLLLOOOOO*parts bush aw its just a.........big..b...biG....SNAKE!!!!!!*jumps

up the nearest tree* atleast it cant cl.....please dont.....*snakes starts to slither up the tree*...just my luck!*takes out shotgun DIE!!...what the...DIE...DAMN YOU PENGUINS ALL MY AMOS GONE!!!!ok...i will

probably die but...JUMP*lands on sharp rock...DAMIT OUCHsits down and looks at my feet*...looks like i

wont b using them for a while*jumps up on hands thats better *starts to handstand to the lake.....

 

Ah, ok!

*Eats some tacos*

Mmm...

 

.... Hey.

 

Yo.

*waits for Sayuri to finish eating*

 

hi hobo dude......where do u get those life noodles of yours...they would come in handy for fending off the penguins?

 

Hello!

Phew... I can't eat any more of these tacos... Do you want some, Hobo?

 

well im away to go skinnydipping...again *runs out the door striping* ROAM FRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*jumps in lake...its awful lonely without kipz *sigh* oh well * SWIMSWIMSWIMSWIMDIVE!!!*

 

*looks at doggy*
dont you ever get bored of skinnydipping?

 

nope...most fun ive had in ages

 

So... are you done, Sayuri?

 

Yes.

Thanks Corry

 

No problem.

Now then...

*reaches for Sayuri's boob*

 

*SWIM SWIM SWIM*BREATH change to breaststroke *SWIM SWIM SWIM*

 

*starts poking doggy with a long stick*

 

I don't want to seem ungrateful but I don't want you to do that!

*Grabs Corriger's hand and pushes it downward*

 

That's more like it!

 

Quit it....*splashs water on delta*