What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Melfice:OH NO YOU DONT
WAILING SOUL SLASH

 

OH SHI-

[me=Corriger]gets torn up by the attack.[/me]

 

Your mom had to get involved in that? PFFT.

Oh, my dear... there will be more than that.

Do I see ants in the bedroom? Let's get away from these men.

[me=Peachmilk]carries Sayuri away.[/me]

 

Oww... oww... oww...

[me=Corriger]stands up, body heavily slashed.[/me]

 

*swims away to my island*

 

[me=Sayuri]puts her arms around Peachy[/me]

I hope someone cleans up that jam...

Those ants sure are pesky...

 

Melficekay Im done with him
Iludias mom:AWWWW
*Both walk away*

 

... I hate you so much, melfice... oww...

[me=Corriger's]wounds heal instantly.[/me]

And to think... Sayuri and Peachy are having sexy time... and I could have been watching that instead...

 

Iludia:but it was I that made him attack you

 

Indeed, they are. Nonetheless...

To my bed... where I'll do that to you...~

Maybe you'll learn your lesson.

 

*starts banging head on a wall*

 

*swim swim swim YAWN swim swim*

 

YES MA'AM!

*Tears off clothes*

 

Hot dayum...

[me=PeachMilk]caresses Sayuri gingerly, leaning in closer[/me]

... *Closes curtains* No more being watched. We'll take this elsewhere, miss.

 

*falls unconscious due to the head banging*

 

*Runs around forest to get dry* COLD!!

 

...

Need to take advantage of this moment...

 

*Curtains are closed and the room is soundproof*

Sorry guys, you'll have to use your imaginations.

Go right ahead.

I'll watch

 

Uuuuuunnnnnggghhhhhhh.....

 

Pedophile-Peach emerging...

...*Looks around*

[Me=PeachMilk]snatches Corgi, running away[/me]

FINALLY! FINALLY! I DID IT! NOW I CAN RAPE YOU! tell you how, uh, I make those cookies. Ahem.