What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

... Someone punch me. Now.

 

*YAWN*
*lies down on couch
ZZZZZzzzzzz

 

O.O
*steals mudkip*
preciousssss

*punches corriger*

 

*uses Skull Smash on muddy*

... Damn... not enough bloodlust...

 

PAWNCH

*Sends Corriger into the wall*

That was for the unnecessary gropage earlier!

 

*wakes up and give muddy the evil eye*
MMIIINNEEEE*tackles muddy*GIMME MY MUDKIP!!

 

*Iludia stares*

 

...
*cures self*
stolen mudkip is preciousssss

O.O
*nosebleed*
you should put some clothes on before you tackle someone....
*faints due to bloodloss*
X.X

 

[me=Corriger]stares at Iludia.[/me]

 

FUCK. It's so boring today.

Someone, do something. Fight, touch yourselves, touch the person next to you, use inappropriate puns, tell someone to make you a sammich. Anything.

 

make me a sammich peach!
i know someones goig to kill, cuz of what i just said...
*looks at sayuri and corriger*

 

*Iludia stares back*

 

... I'm gonna grope Peachy now.

*starts groping Peachy*

 

hhmm my bo..i mean nothing looks too big at all nu-uh
GIMMIE MY MUDKIP!!!!*threatens muddy with a dagger...its kipz the second

 

*Tosses an apple*

*Stares*...

...Keep going.

 

... Now I'm gonna kill something.

*looks at muddy with a grin*

 

NO MUDKIP IS MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS

O.O
*makes a sammich*
anyone but me!
*tosses the sammich at corriger*

 

*eats the sammich*

Mmm... bacon...

I'm still gonna kill someone.

*looks at the next poster with a grin*

 

*Iludia is smiling*

 

O.O