What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

UN-HAND THAT FLESH SWINE!

 

*Takes a step back*

Th... Thanks for stopping...

 

...shall I amputate his arms for your glory sayuri?

 

... F***...

 

YEAH!

LET THE RIPPING BEGIN!

 

Ummm...

A bit drastic, don't you think?

 

YOU'LL NEVAH TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPAH!!!!

*makes a getaway*

 

Well I could just get a lawer and sue him for ...sexual contact?

I forget the word but I don't think you gave permission for that...

 

... Penal code...

 

Smash: Heh heh, you said penal.....

*window breaks*

Shinzu and Minyo: OH.............................our heads..................................ow.......................*both black out*

 

... A piece of glass is now stuck in my forehead... and it hurts...

 

Smash: .....................

Alan and Smooth: *walk in*
Smooth: That job of yours is really something.....
Alan: Yep....

 

*Yanks the glass out and steps back from the spray of blood*

 

Shy and Cutie: *run in*

Smash: Damn it......

 

<i>Another</i> guy in grave danger?? 0_o

 

No, I'm fine.

*materializes Fire Reaver and burns the wound closed*

 

Fail italic tags.

 

Smash: Oh no, oh no.......

Shinyu: *comes in with blood all over his person*...................................*falls asleep*

Smash: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The family is here once more...............

 

That's going to hurt a bit more..

Sorry, but I have to leave already.. I feel really bad about something, and I feel too sick to stay on the computer >_>

 

Smash: ..........................

Everyone: *looking at Smash* WHY ARE YOU NUDE O_____O

Smash: *looks down*