What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Smash: *dodges muddy's attacks* I ain't the pirate. HE IS!!! *points*

Pirate: OI! OI! OI!

 

Dude... that's frikin' Jack Sparrow!
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And to think... I was just teasing her...

 

Jack Sparrow: *runs away*

 

sayuri...i think somethings wrong with you.......RUN AWAY*runs through the front door*...*comes back* forgot about the penguins*runs out the back door *comes back* WERE BEING AMBUSHED!!!

 

*dashes towards pirate*

O.O
*does nothing*

 

Smash: *holding Great Knife* ........Uh oh. *looks at hordes of penguins*

 

Yes... There is something wrong with me...

*Covers mouth to smother a suggestive comment*

 

right now its on....*takes out samurai sword...YOUR GOIN DOWN!!!

 

... Okay, time to rectify this.

*stands in between Sayuri and doggy*

 

O.O

ok corriger hypnotize me!!

 

Smash: *slaughtering penguins* Uh, guys? The penguins.............*slash slash*

 

Don't get in the way of our lo-
*Clamps hand to mouth*

 

Smash: Uh, guys? *slash slash*

 

*runs out front door*AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*cuts through horde of penguins *gasps* almost ther.....*looks down at my leg* why does this keep happening to m*collapses on a penguin*twitch*twitch*

 

they're so cute!
*befriends a penguin*
i shall call you squishy!

 

*sighs*

I got this...

*walks over to the penguins*

... GIVE ME YOUR FACES!!!

*the penguins all squeal and run away*

Damn straight.

... What should I make you do?

*wraps arms around Sayuri and whispers into her ear*

 

Smash: Whew.....*chomp sound* OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

*twitch*the penguin underneath me is carrying me away with them*twitch*

 

*Becomes susceptible to suggestion*

 

i dunno...

SQUISHY COME BACK!!!