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What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by rock91, Mar 7, 2010.

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  1. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    comes in door* THE PENGUINS ARE AFTER ME!!!
     
    doggy-dj, Jul 17, 2010
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  2. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Smash: *looks at doggy running at him* Oh, no..................
     
    smashbrosmk, Jul 17, 2010
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  3. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    Holy hell, it's actually working.
    You want to see the mistress in nothing but her bare skin. You like the way it feels, that smooth, silky flesh, that flowing white hair, and her personality intrigues you more than you would dare to acknowledge.

    So, do not deny yourself the pleasure of her frolicking. That would be too much of a sin to bear on your conscience... and you know it...

    Ah... see? Now that you have hesitated for so long, the frolicking is over...

    *releases Sayuri*
     
    Corriger, Jul 17, 2010
    #30643
  4. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Come here...

    *Opens arms to hug Doggy*

    They won't harm you while I'm here...
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jul 17, 2010
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  5. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Smash: is that an insult?
     
    smashbrosmk, Jul 17, 2010
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  6. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    whoops*looks down* forgot i had no clothes on.....1 second*runs towards the corner *puts on undergarmets* meh thisll do
     
    doggy-dj, Jul 17, 2010
    #30646
  7. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    NOT THEM!!!
    *runs away*
    *stops running*
    WTH?!?!
     
    muddymaster, Jul 17, 2010
    #30647
  8. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    How could that be an insult?

    I just want to feel her silken skin against mine-

    Wait! What am I saying?
    Where did that come from?
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jul 17, 2010
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  9. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Smash: ??? ..........I won't hurt anyone........
     
    smashbrosmk, Jul 17, 2010
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  10. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    *jaw drops*

    Holy... it worked!!
     
    Corriger, Jul 17, 2010
    #30650
  11. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    nnn-noooo!!!! i dont wanna be hugged can you here that?*hears a distant waddling sound *OH NO NONONO!!!!!DONT LET THEM HAVE ME*runs through the back door
     
    doggy-dj, Jul 17, 2010
    #30651
  12. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    ooh, hypnotic corriger...
    ME NEXT CORRIGER!
     
    muddymaster, Jul 17, 2010
    #30652
  13. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    hhmmmm *looks down* my boobs look to big weird they felt smaller freaky...
     
    doggy-dj, Jul 17, 2010
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  14. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    She was running from penguins
    Oh...
    Can... Anyone see any penguins?
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jul 17, 2010
    #30654
  15. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Smash: *looks at penguins* OI! Messin with me friends, eh?
     
    smashbrosmk, Jul 17, 2010
    #30655
  16. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    Uh... okay?
    I outta make this a part-time career!
     
    Corriger, Jul 17, 2010
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  17. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    *runs back in* anybody have a spare machine gun?
     
    doggy-dj, Jul 17, 2010
    #30657
  18. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Smash: *looking at the penguins* These the ones? *takes out Great Knife*
     
    smashbrosmk, Jul 17, 2010
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  19. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    that accent is realy familiar...
    *remembers a traumatic event with a pirate*
    ...
    DIE YOU EVIL PIRATE!!!
    THIS BOOTY'S MINE!!!
    *slaughters smash*
    just let me finish slaughtering the pirate...
    *slaughters smash*
     
    muddymaster, Jul 17, 2010
    #30659
  20. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    I'll be your machine gun!
    The trigger is between my le-
    What am I saying?!
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jul 17, 2010
    #30660
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