What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*walks up behind Sayuri, arms folded and red eye glowing, a slight smirk on his face*

 

Melfices momh my.....you are really good....say would you like to marry my son?
Melfice:STOP TRYING TO GET ME MARRIED!!!! ARGH AND STOP IT YOU BOTH

 

*scoffs*

What, are you going through menopause or something? What's with the sudden change in attitude?

 

*corriger is stared by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY scary face*

 

GAH>....IM AWAKE!!!!*sneaks up behind melfice's mum ARG!!!!!i HATE INJECTIONS!! bites shoulder off BLAH
RAWR*takes out fishing hook good thing i was gunna go catch some mudkip today*scratches melifices mum!

 

Thanks for the offer but I'd rather not.

Now.

*Grabs Melfice's mum's wrist and forces the knife away from her face*

Thank you.

 

*sneers*

Is that supposed to intimidate me?

How pathetic.

 

*Mom dissapears*
oh my....such a lovely girl
I really would like you as a part of our family
Iludias mom:now now...lets not get too much into trouble,your sun will handle things
*Iludias mom pulls Melfices mom with him towards the door*
And come for a meal for my place sometimes,youll be a special quest
Melfices mom:yeah bye bye young ones
Melfice&Iludia:F-I-N-A-L--L-Y

 

Sorry about shooting your mother, Melfice.

 

Smash: *sitting down* That was rather enjoyable.

 

well looks like im not asleep anymore*waddles out the door* im gunna see what its like to be a penguin MEPMEP

 

Melfice:nah,its okay....shell recover in 5 minutes from allmost any wound......AND PLEASE AVOID HER FROM NOW ON,she has found a liking of you....

Melfice and Iludia:YOU AND YOUR SICK HUMOR

 

Easy for you to say... YOU weren't seen as a potential dinner...

*collapses on sofa*

 

Smash: What? *looks at bandages*

 

*comes back waddleing* penguins are....SCARY!!!GAH!dammit one of them...not AGAIN goodbye*collapses...again*

 

hi

 

I think i should be a penguin too...

 

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*twitch* *twitch*

 

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