What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

OH GAWD!!!!!

*twists and slams elbow into Iludia's mom on reflex*

 

MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!Bites everybody 5000 times!!!! melifices mom 9000 times PAYBACK

 

... Next please.

 

Get her down. Now.

And I've just finished the hoovering.
I don't want to soil the carpet with your filthy blood

 

*the attack is stopped by a barrier*
Iludias mom:arent you a spicy one
Iludia:MOM! STOP TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE YOU MEET!

*Melfices mom give doggy a sleepshot*
dear me what a rascal

 

hand hurtis...heart failing...i NEW i shouldnt have had that wine..*faints*

 

.

 

*leaps away from Iludia's mom and assumes stance, thinking:*

And to Peachy, I give my vast collection of faces to you...

 

woo

 

*Shoots Melfice's mum in the leg and turns to Iludias mum*

I told you! No one is eating Corriger tonight!

 

he eats himself

 

*twich* *twich* *still unconscious* *twich *im gunna die NNOOOO* *twich*

 

yes?

 

Iludias mom:but I think he would make a great meal thats all...
Iludia:BUT YOOU ACT SO EVIL AND CANT YOU SIMPLY EAT NON-HUMAN MEAT FOR ONCE!!!
Iludias momm:....fine....

Melfices mom:*Points a dagger at Sayuris forehead*
told you you miss
Im expert at illusions you see my dear
now put down that gun please darling

 

[me=Corriger's]red eye starts to glow.[/me]

Stop pointing that thing at Sayuri.

 

........

 

*help* *needing hobo dood for a cup of lifenoodles GAH**twitch*

 

.

 

Hey Mrs. Melfice.

Why's your leg got a bleeding hole in it.

*Twirls and holsters handgun*

 

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