What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

...*Looks at smash*
...Cannabalism?

 

Smash: Hell no.........after the anger I took out on Build a Bear and ZhuZhu Pets, I need a break..........*goes into room*

 

...Look a bird
*Starts chasing bird*
MWAHAHAHAHA You can't get away from me bird! I have wings!
MWAHAHAHAHA

 

Why did i sleep with a cat?

 

BED/

 

Smash: YOU!!!

 

My apologies. Our internet has been pretty screwy the past couple days.

 

...so is my family.

AND NOT WITH EACH OTHER THANK GOD!

 

Smash: Oh, yes........you wanted entertainment, ma'am?

 

OHO.

Tsk, tsk. Something so simple making this girl giggle.

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Ah... my creativity is lacking due to lack of sleep, mister.

 

Smash: I understand.

 

Your always lacking sleep, maybe you should count sheep...


Go to a butcher and count the body parts.

 

...

[me=PeachMilk]loves fluffy lambs.[/me]

I'd rather rape your mom, sir.

 

Shy: *comes out* And you must be the alien, right? ........................
Smash: *writes down list*

 

...

[me=hYpNoS]attempts to find a butchered lamb but fails[/me]

Count these.



I don't need to...if I EAT enough I always feel sleepy.

[me=hYpNoS]loves lamb chops[/me]

 

...That looks delicious.

 

I only wish i had that tonight.

See-this is another reason why I like dismembered animals.

It's the end product I want.

 

I feel a disturbance in my bed.....

 

Smash: And it's a catboy butler.

 

Your words are wise, my good man.

As long as it's cooked and has no face looking at me, then it's all good.

Spoiler

NO!

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Good evening to you, Light.