What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

No guns in bed, y'hear?

 

...*Hides in the shadows behind Stanley*

Hi peach

...oops

 

Smash: Hello, Ms. Peach. *sits on Peach's bed*

 

...Is light still sleeping on there?
Because I think that lump that smash is sitting on is him

 

Good morning / afternoon / evening, gentlemen.

- - - - -

*Pets Smash*

No, no. Light isn't at the moment. I miss that little bugger, though.

 

Shinyu: THERE!! THERE!! GO FOR IT!!!
Smash: ..........................Never, Shinyu.

 

oohhhh myyy.

 

Oh, my, my, my...

I've been seeing more of you lately, mister.

 

Smash: *hums song*

 

...zzz...

 

This is a pleasant surprise, but sleeping? In bed?

I am appalled.

 

...Peaches and milk are both yum

 

Smash: *still humming* Are my services needed, Ms. Peach?

 

No, thank you, my good man.

But since you are in my bed, I declare entertainment of some sort.

 

...I wonder if PeachMilk tastes nice...

 

Smash: And may I ask the sort of entertainment? *takes out notebook* I'm all ears. Hit me.

 

*Is staring at Peach hungrily*

 

Shy: *goes to hiding spot*

 

*Licks lips*

 

Smash: She left................oh man............