What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

*Throws a cake out of the door*
If this doesn't work, I shoot her.

 

*Iludia is totally tangeld into the yarn and in "butt-up pose"*
help me a little....Im scared
*The fat woman aproaches Iludia*

 

SHOOT HER!!

 

Fat Woman: *quickly eats cake, then runs over Sayu and Doggy* CATBOY!!!
Smash: BEHIND YOU!!!
Fat Woman: Hm?
Smash: *pulls out Great Knife*

Smash: *carries Iludia outside, then approaches fat woman*

 

*Tries to un-tangle Iludia*
Wait... Shouldn't I be groping her?

 

Iludia:N-N-NO!

 

Smash: Let's tangle. *throws Knife at Fat Woman*
Fat Woman: *splits in two*...................*fat explodes everywhere*
Smash: UGH!!!!!!!!!

Smash: *cuts rope with knife*

 

*Must resist urge*

*Grabs Iludia's rear*

No! Bad Sayuri!

*Unties Iludia*

 

is she gone???

 

*Iludia slaps Sayuri again with even more force*
I SAID NO!
and smash I would give you a kiss and a hug ....but that fat covering your body disgusts me....

 

Smash: Only I touch her......but not now......*wipes fat off of everyone*
Shinyu: I made it, what'd I miss?
Smash: *slaps Shinyu*
Shinyu: Eh......*falls asleep*

Smash: I cut her in two.

 

I didn't mean to.
I My hand was out of my control!

 

Iludia:I WONT FORGIVE YOU TWICE!

 

what do we do now?

 

Smash: *looks at corpse* This is why I stay away from bakeries........*wipes off fat*

 

Iludia:NOW YOU CLEAN YOUR MESS AND THAT CORPSE

 

Aw, go ooonn.
I told you, it's not my fault!
In fact, I saved you great embarrassment.
My hand wanted to do more...

 

*Stares intensly*

 

It's true!
You should see what it tries to do to me !

 

Smash: ...............
Party: Ooh, corpse.....*kicks corpse out of sight* That was fun.....
Smash: Okay..............*grabs mop and starts cleaning*

Shinyu: I would say it, but Corriger's not here now....