What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Would you like a shoulder to cry on?

 

I guess....

You're not going off soon, right?

 

For now, no. I'm waiting to go downstairs. The only thing is we're having some Internet problems, so if I do leave then I'll be back soon.

Here, I'll send you a PM. Just give me a few minutes, since my Itouch is slow, my dear.

 

Hello

 

WTF?!

 

You know you love it

 

sssuuuuuurrreeeee im just gunna...go ummm walk the dog

 

Walk me instead?

 

ak.....letz go to the MUDKIPZ!!!!

 

Sounds good to me ^.^

 

IM GOING TO EA>T> YOU ALIVE

 

OMG NOOOOOOOOO T.T

 

gimme cookies btw GTFO my house

 

can I help you?

 

No, I'm hear to catch you, bitch XP
*draws gun*

 

eeeeeekk!
don't call me bitch!

 

MelficeONT CALL HER BICH

 

I was talking to the guy above, but, whatever turns you on

 

im not yours now?!

 

...shit.