What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Alan: .......................Everyday? ...........<.<
>.>

 

yes, you do it yesterday, and it was hurt really!
don't say you forget it!

 

But didn't you nearly rape him or something?

(I don't mean for real btw)

 

*yawn*

O HAI SMASH/SHINZU/MINYO/ALAN/ETC.

 

Alan: *sips tea in fear* Oh yes.......that......

Shinzu and Minyo: Well..............yes we did...........

Smash: *takes out Great Knife*.........................*thrusts into own head*.................................*falls to the ground*

 

.....Weird.

[me=light]turns on the TV.[/me]

 

Smash: ....................*blood splatters from head*

 

why you want to do it again with me?
*scary face*

 

... Do you ever talk?

 

He did, last time I talked to him.

Apparently, now he just committed suicide.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*TV explodes*

His blood short-circuited the TV......

 

Alan: *sips tea frantically* Uh.......well..........only if you approve...............

Smash: *gets up, wounds heal* Why yes, I talk.......*shakes hands* Nice to meet you.

 

FIX THE TV, SMASH.

 

...*Brings in awesome 3 million dollar worth plasmo tv*...

Nice to meet you too.

 

Smash: Apparently I just bought a new tv at this apparent time, like i always do with broken house stuff.....*wheels tv in*

 

of course!
look at the time I should go to regular social gathering whose members contribute to and take turns at winning an aggregate sum of money.
Bye everyone!

 

Er.....okay then.

[me=light]turns on the new TV.[/me]

 

So Smash whos the real ...person and who are the imaginary guys?

 

Alan: .................................

Smash: I'm the real one.....

 

Guessed it

 

Shinyu: I'm his brother.......*falls asleep*
Smash: My lazy brother....
Smooth: And I'm another one. *sips*
Party: *strumming guitar* Me too....
Smash: There are two more, but they are on some missions all the time.....