What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

I worked out today. And I haven't done anything for a year prior.

But, I'll get back into the feel of things within the next couple of days, hopefully.

 

Shinzu: *walks in wearing pajamas* *yawn*

 

Heehee~
Is Corry rather unfit?

Morning!

 

Shinzu: *mumbles* ..................*eats cereal*

 

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Iludia:w-w-w-WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE IN MY BEDROOM?

 

Shinzu: *from kitchen* I'M NOT.

 

Yeah yeah, you and your sister are crazy.

*sits on the sofa and props feet up on coffee table; the table collapses*

Because I'm a hentai, obviously...

 

Why are you wearing your swimsuit to bed?

I was watching you sleep...

 

Shinzu and Minyo: That's not what Light said when we had a threesome.

 

You two and Light.

You two and Delta.

Who's next?

 

*Iludia throws Corriger off the sofa*
I LIKED THAT TABLE!
FIX IT NOW

 

Scary....
*Hands some glue to Corriger*

Spoiler

 

... Scratch that. You two are evil and crazy.

It'll respawn in a few minutes, so don't worry.

 

Oh cool!
Household objects respawn around here?!
*Throws a toaster at the wall*

 

Shinzu: Yeah.....fuck you too.

Minyo: I wonder what Smash is doing............

*MEANWHILE AT A HOTEL*

Smash: *laughing guts out* You.................You...............hahahahahahahaha..............you.........
Smooth: Shut up............can't we go now....
Smash: Yes, we're going.
Smooth: At least home is 5 minutes awa-
Smash: Hell no. This trips gonna take fucking hours. You need to learn a lesson after the night you've been through.....
Smooth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...............................

 

Well... the coffee table has respawned...

*props feet on coffee table; the table collapses again*

God dammit...

 

ONLY THE COFFEE TABLE!!!!
BUY ME A NEW ONE!!!!!

*Iludia goes out from the room and enters a certain door and after a while there is a big splash heard*

 

... That must have been a pretty large stone she dropped.

 

Shinzu: Who shall we do today.....
Minyo: Hm.............

*hours later*


Smash: *kicks in door* I'm back...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smooth: *looking like a ghost* SHUT UP!

 

Who indeed...

*reads a newspaper*

I'd ask what happened to you... but I really don't care.