What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

SOMEONE (except hYpNoS) SIT ON MY FACE NOW.

Please.

 

count me in to
electronical sex in nice yknow ;D

 

Aww

*pain*

[me=hYpNoS]sends out his snorelax[/me]

>

DAS FUX?

 

GODAMMIT. Never mind...

 

Well you asked for it

 

.........

That works.

Who?

 

*sigh*

Fair enough.

 

...If you're referring to me, I was forced off. :

...STOP! This isn't funny! xD

...What now?

 

XD

*pain*

 

....I think I'll pass on the electronical sex.

 

Me too, I mean...electrical sockets?

 

Hmmm...
Crispy p*nis?

 

...I'm going to get in trouble again. xDD

- - - -

Reminds me of McDonald's.

 

[me=light]is eating a Big Mac.[/me]

WHAT?

*vomits*

BLLEEEEEEEEEEUUUGHH

 

...Not on my bed.

Vomit is my number one phobia.

 

...oh lord...THE *pain* IS KILLING ME!

xD

[me=hYpNoS]now sticks light's head into electrical socket[/me]

FRY MUTHA FUDGER!

 

Spoiler

Jemma...

 

Whoops, sorry.

[me=light]eats all the vomit and cleans the stains and smell.[/me]

 

...kinda off topic...

Better!

 

That's disgusting.
But a great party trick.