What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

A... rapist?

Now sit on my bed, or I'll rape you.

 

[me=light]raises his hand.[/me]

Can I be raped, instead?

 

No

 

So you wanna be raped, then?

 

WaaaaH?

No!

 

That's why I'm volunteering to be raped by Peach, so you don't have to.

 

hello everyone!

 

Playing hard to get, EH?

Of course.

-- -- --

And good morning, mister.

 

*hug peach from behind*

 

YAY.

Alright, you come in from behind, and I'll act surprised.

 

*hug light from behind*

 

-_-

 

*hug mafuyu from behind*

 

GAH NOT YOU.

PEACH!

 

No You

Peach

*hug peach from behind*

 

... Horrid computer died. Again.

I'm angry. RAPE.

 

ME~ <3

 

-_-

 

I finally come back and I have this chick in my bed... nice

 

What chick?