What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

I had it.
Eggs and bacon~ OMG epic <3

 

*eye twitches*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

*clutches head and transforms into Devil-Angel (purple skin, black Angel wings, devil horns and a halo, blue eyes)*

IF EITHER OF YOU TWO SAY ANOTHER WORD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, I'LL F***ING EVISERATE YOU!!!

Yes sir.

eek...

 

not too much!

when you looking at this!

 

*reverts back to original form*

Great... now I'm not gonna get laid by two hot catgirls... all thanks to these two nimrods...

HEY!

Devy...

SHUT UP DEVIL.

... eek...

Screw this... I'm going to sleep...

Good night, Corgi...

Don't call me that. You aren't allowed to call me that.

In fact, you're not allowed to speak.

*drops onto sofa and falls asleep*

 

...SON OF A BITCH.

That... literally almost made me gag.

 

Same T.T

 

Its pretty empty in here...

 

Yeah, where's everyone at? 0.o

 

Maybe there not log in yet

 

Maybe they is having orgy without us =0

 

What orgy?

 

mass group sex.
Any other day I would say google it.... But not today =3

 

Thanks for telling me.

 

Good evening, little lady and mister.

Our beds are lonely tonight.

 

Indeed.

 

*wakes up*

.....Thank God. A FEMALE.

 

-_-

 

Good evening/morning, mister Light.

- - - -

 

YES. ANOTHER FEMALE.

Morning, Peach.

 

Your not a male your a ____________ :