What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Minyo: Brother.....*takes out small rapier*

Smash: ............*charges at Minyo* ..............*slashslashslashslashslashslashslashslash*

Minyo: *dodges all slashes* You're done. *stabs Smash*

Smash: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls*

 

... BOOO!!! That didn't last long at all!

 

Iludia:SMASH YOU CAN DO IT <3
TRY HARDER"!

 

Minyo: *points rapier at Corriger* Are you next?

Smash: Shinzu wasn't the only one......I kept it a secret.....Minyo's just too strong..........

Minyo: *thrusts Great Knife through Smash*

Smash: ................

 

... Maaaaaaayyyybe.

GROPE HER, DAMN YOU!!!

Devil, please shut up.

 

Iludia:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Runs towards Smash"

 

Smash: Minyo.............*coughs blood*

Minyo: That'll keep you down for a while........

 

Heheh...
*Draws two knives*
I'll fight you after you're done with the corpse Smash.

 

AGH!! My eardrums...

... But she was pointing at meeeee...

 

:<
Fine.
I'll fight the winner.
*Sits on the sofa*

 

Alan: Minyo, the devil sister of our family........at first she was sweet and innocent, but then she was exposed to dark aura......

Minyo: *black eyes glow*

 

... When the f*** did you get here, Alan?

And a dark aura, you say?

F*** YEAH, That means I can totally nail her!!!

What is wrong with with you, Devil...

 

It seems your devil is rather horny...
(Pardon the pun*

 

Alan: Dunno....

Minyo: *finishes Smash*

Smash:............................

Minyo: *throws Smash out* I'm taking over now...........

 

Iludia:YOU ALIVE SMAAASH!?!?!?
*Sobbing*

 

Smash: I................failed ..............................*closes eyes*

 

Which is odd, because he's usually bent on killing everyone and everything on the planet.

Except Shinzu's inner demon...

Sooo... we gonna dance, or what?

Screw the dancing! NAIL HER!!! NAIL HER NOOOOW!!!!

Shut UP, Devil!

 

Do you mind if I talk to your devil for a second...?

 

Minyo: *raises voice*
HEAR ME NOW.......HE IS GONE........HE IS NOW A LOST SOUL.........

And if there's any problems, don't hesitate to get a facefull of rapier.

 

Iludia:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
............................
must......kill...........the bad one.........
"Iludia is surounded by 7 times larger killer aura than last time(notify the comment from corriger few pages back)"