What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

XD

 

here use this gasoline it burns faster

 

*Facepalm*
It's the same thing... -_-

This is getting ridiculous...
But I think I have a plan...
*Epic acting* Oh. I think I will get naked and make love with another girl right now*/Epic Acting*

 

WHAT!?

..........

*falls asleep again*

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

*facepalm back*
its not
how bout a guy *cough*me*cough*

 

Hm... He's not interested in girl on girl action so....
*Moar epic acting*Oh. Why are those beefy men over there, naked while making violent love?*/Moar epic acting*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline

 

*raises hand*

gasoline is for a car ,petroleum for a heater >_>

 

*wakes up* OH IM INTERESTED IN GIRL ON GIRL ALRIGHT.

You just gotta make it worth my while, know what I'm sayin'?

....... *falls asleep*

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

*facepalms light*
youre gay i would never say no
except if theyre ugly

 

Depends where you are.
In America you have your "Gas stations" yeah?
But over here we have "Petrol stations"
So STFU

Can't be arsed.
*Sits on the sofa and watches telly*

 

*wakes up*

TURN OFF THAT TV.

 

HA YOU stfu where i live its gas stations !
*comes and sits next to sayu*
soooo.. wha tdo you wanna watch?

 

I SAID TURN OFF THAT TV.

 

No.
It's keeping you awake.

 

SHUTUP I CANT HEAR THE TV !

 

DAMMIT.

Fine, watcha' watchin'?

 

I don't know.
Delta's got the remote...

 

"Iludia is sleeping behind the sofa"
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

*looks at TV*

.....Sesame Street.

Great.

 

wha tdo yo uwanna watch sayuuu? k-on?