What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

WHOA.

You do NOT speak to pedophiles that way. We will rape your ass... with happy memories?

 

Go!

 

...but I don't like boys...I was gonna strap corp there to a wall for someone else to spank...


And all I see is 2 girls in this bed...

Can I get rid of this suit-the damn thing is too baggy

 

I HATEHATEHATE BDSM >.<

 

Infidel....

 

You're going to pretend to like boys to show what a good pedophile you really are, sir.

---!! ... Let me go back a couple months and I'll be your pedophile victim?

Fine, ditch the suit.

 

YAY!

[me=hYpNoS]ditches the suit and wake sup in "dead space" armour[/me]

...I think I'm going where no man has gone before...

YOU STOLE THAT WORD FROM ME YOU INFIDEL

 

SHUT UP INFIDEL!!!

 

[me=hYpNoS]shrunk[/me]

...cuddle?

 

OH?!

Though that is quite true.

Pfft. We know who the lady is in this relationship, eh?

- - - -

But if you were in my bed... let us game!

 

...she yelled at me

...I kinda wish you had a ps3 and lost planet 2...that'd rock...for now...let's pretend we have my snes...AND MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

 

YES. Though I have to warn you, if we play Street Fighter on SegaGen. it's not going to end happy.
I have... Tekken?

 

Peach, you has facebook?

 

I do, but I don't go on it anymore.

Too much harassment.

 

Damn >.<

 

...Damn I lack tekken...or any skillz...

And street fighter I suck, thus the easier mk series is what I play

Ouch...

Well If I were there I'd be on your side...I seen alot when I had my emo friend on mine before she...turned her back thanks to my subliminal messaging.

 

Ah, you shall do what I do : Jam the buttons until you end up doing a special move.
But, we shall play Mortal Kombat! En garde.

Thank you, but I've been bullied and harassed through my whole school life. They still bother me even after graduating. : How do you think I became such a loner loony who doesn't go outside anymore?

[me=PeachMilk]is becoming depressed... must eat peaches and watermelon.[/me]

 

I cut a watermelon in half and ate it all zombie like =3

FunFun XD

 

...why on earth are you in MA BED!?

 

Because it's comfy =3