What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

Alan: Hey Zam!
Smash: *eating Meowmix* Bay Bam...................
Shinto: *rawr*

 

hello! what do you do?

 

Alan: I'm just sitting here, watching tv............
Shinzu: *comes out of room, hair frizzled* Hey Zam..............*yawn*

 

*hug alan*
what do you think?
now I have a baby here, and it will born soon!

 

Alan: *smiles* It's so exciting....
Mom: *walks in* Alan, Honey!
Alan: Hey Mom.

 

hello, ma'am!
how are you today?

 

Mom: Oh, I'm doing just wonderful!!! I came here to deliver a special gift to Alan....*gives gift to Alan*
Alan: Thanks Mom.
Mom: Now I must get going.....*leaves*
Alan: *opens gift*

 

why your mother leave so fast!
what inside the gifts?

 

Alan: *looks inside* O.O *looks up* *looks back in box* O.O

 

what is that? I want to know!

 

Man, you guys are freaking different.
*Rolls over and pulls Pillow over his head*

 

Alan: *throws box out window* ...................................*uses flamethrower on box*

 

O.O
what is that?
why you burn it?
I want to see it!
*crying*

 

Alan: *turns around*.........................*sees box* NA!!! Well, if you wanna see it........*opens box*

 

*sob*
eeeeeeeeeeeeekk!
worm I hate worm!

 

Bed.

 

Alan: My mom is out to prank us........just like 5th Grade..................*shudders*

 

I don't like worm!
can you throw it away?
I so scared!
*crying*

 

Alan: *throws box out the window*...................*hugs Zam*.................Mom.....you will pay....*smiles*

 

*giggles*