What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

MAKE ME A SAMMICH

 

Good morning.

 

i need to quit drinking -_-

 

You taste like bile and chapstick.

 

we should stop meeting like this...

 

Normally, I'd be the one to leave but this is my house so.... get out.

 

-snuggles-

 

I thought you were Void.

 

I thought you were Void too.

 

-gently tousles Reider's hair-

 

I really need to stop getting dragged into these awkward situations...

 

Do you ever have dreams? You didn't rustle once while you were asleep.

 

I usually don't move even when I do dream.

Kinda weird considering most of my dreams consist of people getting shot.

 

Oh god, Not again... I really have to lay off this stuff *Throws random object out window*

 

Holy shit!!! Wait you're not Robbie Downey Jr.

 

A sex change? That's interesting.

 

hello mr police hows it goin

 

Happy?

 

Yo...
*sleeps*

 

Drunk again...