What would you say to the user above if you woke up next to him/her ?

I fill your eyes with candy, rather than your belly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWd3LYR8Ntw

 

but i can still stay...right?

 

I'll melt your sword.

 

ill slam you with my BAT

 

Put the bat down, idiot.

 

*Stares with smile*

 

...

*Grabs pepper spray*

 

ok not in my crotch and youre ontop

 

The blood from your bat is dripping onto my tux...

 

hey hows youre arm after i cut it with my shield boomerang?

 

Meh. It aches a bit, but otherwise is fine.

Now if you could move your blood-drenched bat away from my tux...

 

Wait, why are you wearing a tux to bed...? o-o

 

i dunno why r you wearing payamas?

 

Dude... the bat... please move it...

 

fine...

 

Thank you very much.

*half of tuxedo is now red*

... Son of a bitch...

 

Stay here, Corgi.

Forever.

 

Yes ma'am.

 

wanna make kittens?

Corriger, GTFO was meant for previous person....

 

SHE'S MINE, FURRY!